Happy Blogiversary!

Today is the day.
Today is exactly one year after I first started this blog.

Ever since I started my blog with the Hello World blogpost, I am honestly surprised to see that my blog has been visited so oft..- ah no wait, my blog isn't popular at all. I completely forgot. It's not like I post all that much either. On average, this blog is only visited about 50 times a day. But honestly, that's more than I had expected when I first started, one year ago. I thought I might abandon the blog after a month, but I'm glad I didn't. I'm also glad that I can do something that people are mildly interested in anyway. The peak of my blog was reached for sure after Xperiablog featured my photography tutorial video. That month, my blog was visited around 10,000 times. Whoa!

The fact alone that I did something that helped people in some way, it was amazing. For now, I'm not doing as much here and on YouTube as I should be doing, and I blame my studies. However, since I finally passed all first-year courses of Artificial Intelligence and it's about time for the summer break, I'm planning on getting shi- err, stuff done again. I'll get back to writing more, I promise. Thank you for reading this far and thus supporting my blog by reading all nonsense that I write. Be patient, and you will be rewarded!

Please bear with me   ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


P.S. I know y'all like statistics so I hand you this:
A chart that shows the ratio of OSes used to browse my blog!

Donkey's Diseases

My previous blog post was the twentieth blog post of The Hugehog Blog, so I decided to celebrate this with a Special Edition blog post. This particular topic, Donkey's Diseases, was recommended to me by Miss Lettuce. Let's not waste any more time, shall we?

The first disease I'd like to discuss based on alphabetical order is abscess. This is no fun disease. No, on the contrary this is a disease that's not fun at all. What if you had abscess in your hoof? You wouldn't want that to happen, would you? Well luckily for you, if you do suffer from hoof abscesses, then a warm bath may be adequate treatment already [1].

A more serious and moreover life-threatening donkey's disease is grass sickness[2]. I mean come on, as a donkey all you do every single day is standing on grass and eating that same sh*t over and over again. Of course you get sick and tired of it after a while. There's no known cure for this disease yet, but my bright mind tells me that taking donkeys inside the house will make them 73.1% less suicidal already.

Hoof abscess: See abscess.

Foot abscess: See abscess.

Hoof deformity: See a doctor.

Finally the most prevalent Donkey Disease: Stress & Mental Conditions. I know what you're thinking - donkeys have so much spare time standing on grass getting sick with each other, the only thing they can do is thinking about life. But that much time does not do the donkeys any good. In fact, that's the sole reason why donkeys seem so stressed all the time. They have plenty of time to think things through - they have too much time, rather. They cannot think about anything without overthinking. And overthinking always leads to stress, and retardedness. That's exactly why donkeys are retards. I mean have you ever seen a donkey wear seat belts? Have you ever seen donkeys solve sudoku puzzles? Of course not, because they overthink all the time. They wonder what makes sudoku puzzles limited to numbers, ranging from 1 to 9, instead of puzzling with cake and bacon[3]. If only there was a cure against overthinking...


References:
[1] Abscess as a Donkey Disease
http://www.alternativevet.org/donkey_diseases.htm#abscess

[2] Grass Sickness as an obvious Donkey Disease
http://www.alternativevet.org/donkey_diseases.htm#grass

[3] Stress and Retarded Donkeys
http://www.alternativevet.org/donkey_diseases.htm#stress

The Magical 500.

I dedicate this blog post to the latest milestone my blog has achieved.
Apparently, my blog has been viewed a total of 500 times as of today!!
... That's probably mostly due to me checking out how things look on my own blog, causing close to 400 page views of my own. But it's a milestone nonetheless :)

Now for more information about this magical 500:

According to Wikipedia,
"500 (five hundred) is the natural number following 499 and preceding 501."
Gee thanks Wikipedia, I would have never known.

Moreover, 500 is a harshad number, whatever the hell that may mean.

Lastly, did you know "500" is the HTTP status code for "Internal Server Error"?
It's true, because the interwebz say so.


That's all for now, but make sure to come back another 500 times to witness a new milestone blog post! Thank you all for your dedication to my blog, I love y'all (yep, all three of you)!!