When I was in elementary school, I loved collecting Pokémon
trading cards. I never learned to play the trading card game, I merely
collected. Once in a while my parents would buy me a pack of cards, but most of
the time I would obtain new cards by either trading or playing a game we came
up with. In this game, you would toss cards in the direction of a wall and hope
to be the closest to the wall in order to win your opponent’s card. I had a few
cards that I considered sacred – that is, I would never use them in these games
nor trade. Or so I thought.
Whereas my brother’s favourite first-gen starter was
Blastoise, mine was without doubt Charizard. While I do not recall how I
obtained my shiny second edition Charizard Pokémon card in the first place,
what I do know is that I never imagined trading it. I had gotten many offers already,
all of which I declined. Now keep in mind that in elementary school, we kids weren’t exactly the most intelligent of people. Plenty of idiotic trades took place by simply convincing the other person that your card was better than theirs for whatever reason. Up until a
particular day I had never fallen for these tricksters’ arguments. I knew my
Charizard was epic, having 120HP and an attack that would do 100 damage. Little
did I know however, that there was a card in existence having not only an
attack dealing 100 points of damage, but also a secondary attack dealing 20. By
my child knowledge this meant that the new card was undoubtedly better than my Charizard.
I had a hard time deciding whether I wanted to trade, since my Charizard was
one of my sacred cards. “If I’m able to trade my card for a better one, then
that’s the logical thing to do, no?” Turns out the card I traded my Charizard
for was a shiny Camerupt. It’s not like I traded my Charizard for a Magikarp,
yet still I traded one of the most iconic Pokémon cards that even my mother can
name for one that only Pokémon fans will recognize. The first few weeks I even felt
good about the trade. I liked my new Camerupt. I felt like my Pokémon team was
stronger than ever. But the older I got, the more I began to realize that I had
made a mistake.
A tiny part of my Pokémon Trading Card collection
One day during recess, my brother walked up to me and
started talking about Pokémon cards. He showed me a new card he got and, to my
surprise, gave it to me. I was really caught off guard. Mainly because I remember
in my dark past, I would occasionally ‘grab’ a card from his collection and trade
it, to remove all traces of me ever having ‘grabbed’ it. Back in the day I had no
idea this was the principle behind money laundering. The card that my brother handed
me was a Salamence, which I needed to complete its evolution set. To this day, I
think of Salamence as my replacement Charizard. My most sacred card of my
collection. The card that, at least this time, I really won’t trade.